flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

(via paigelizabethwilson)

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via tinaonthemoon)

dirtyrottenthrasher:

I promised myself I wouldn’t do this again.

(via held-under-razor-blades)

boy moans are so nice

(Source: bonerbae, via oyyieturnmeon)

sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

(via my-suicide-story)

reallylameblog:

my best friends mom went to middle school with robert downey jr. and apparently he was really weird and not a lot of people talked to him and he carried a stuffed dog with him everywhere he went

(via anchor-m3-down)